Make Haste To Live

A collection of these things I do

Fucking fuckers

me:

(out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)

dude:

nice bag.

me:

thanks. (keeps on shopping)

dude:

do you even know who all those characters are?

me:

uh... yeah?

dude:

ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)

me:

me:

wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?

dude:

(smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.

me:

does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)

dude:

psh, you're not a real fan.

me:

me:

(slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)

me:

how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?

dude:

uh... what?

me:

explain the function of cellular mitosis?

dude:

me:

what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?

dude:

what are you even talking about?

me:

oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.

dude:

dude:

dude:

dude:

Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)

me:

his name is Norrin Radd.

dude:

(looks extremely embarrassed)

Ben Bedford and Rick Gray at Picasso’s. (at Picasso’s Coffee House)

“The world wasn’t built for humans, we were built for the world.”


Black Sea at Night, Ivan Aivazovsky ~ 1879
moon-cosmic-power:

thetruthisvital:

Hubble has spotted an ancient galaxy that shouldn’t exist

This galaxy is so large, so fully-formed, astronomers say it shouldn’t exist at all. It’s called a “grand-design” spiral galaxy, and unlike most galaxies of its kind, this one is old. Like, really, really old. According to a new study conducted by researchers using NASA’s Hubble Telescope, it dates back roughly 10.7-billion years — and that makes it the most ancient spiral galaxy we’ve ever discovered.
"The vast majority of old galaxies look like train wrecks," said UCLA astrophysicist Alice Shapley in a press release. "Our first thought was, why is this one so different, and so beautiful?"

Read more: here

gorgeous so gorgeous.

moon-cosmic-power:

thetruthisvital:

Hubble has spotted an ancient galaxy that shouldn’t exist


This galaxy is so large, so fully-formed, astronomers say it shouldn’t exist at all. It’s called a “grand-design” spiral galaxy, and unlike most galaxies of its kind, this one is old. Like, really, really old. According to a new study conducted by researchers using NASA’s Hubble Telescope, it dates back roughly 10.7-billion years — and that makes it the most ancient spiral galaxy we’ve ever discovered.

"The vast majority of old galaxies look like train wrecks," said UCLA astrophysicist Alice Shapley in a press release. "Our first thought was, why is this one so different, and so beautiful?"

Read more: here

gorgeous so gorgeous.

(via dukeoftroubles)

awalkingdeadphish:

theroguefeminist:

beyondthereachesofmortality:

petahmaximoff:

How to react when a girl tells you she’s changed her mind - A guide by Scott Pilgrim

Am I the only one reading this more like “How to react when your partner is giving you signs that they aren’t fully consenting - A guide by Ramona”?

that’s a good point

Both are valid takes

(via dukeoftroubles)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sizvideos:

Burger King Proud Whopper - Video

THIS IS THE ACTUAL CUTEST THING OF ALL <3

There’s some hope restored.

(via lesbianwarriors)

Finally tried a flat white everyone&#8217;s been talking about. @vbchocolates
A cat around makes life better.
outofreception:

Wild horses in Central Oregon

outofreception:

Wild horses in Central Oregon

(via hopeless-vvanderer)